Pool Pro During Breaks Pillows

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Want to go for a dip?'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'