Pool Pro During Breaks Gifts

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

'Want to go for a dip?'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Who ordered the pizza?'