Pool Player In Paradise Gifts

'I know...I was expecting something different too...'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Dog playing snooker/pool.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

The pre-frenzy huddle.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

Pool lovers

Birds cue ball escape.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

'I suspect our host has a funny shaped kidney.'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Musical Snooker

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Earth/billiard ball

I love swimming.

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

'My memory has been terrible lately!'