Pool Player In Paradise Gifts

'I know...I was expecting something different too...'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

The pre-frenzy huddle.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Pool lovers

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

Birds cue ball escape.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

'I suspect our host has a funny shaped kidney.'

Musical Snooker

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

'My memory has been terrible lately!'

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

"Don't jump, Mr. Harlow. You won the office sports pool!"

Filling up a rooftop pool

I love swimming.