Pool Player Gifts

Thong Cue

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

Birds cue ball escape.

The Dangers of Snooker.

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

The Pool Caddy

"You want to take this outside?"

Musical Snooker

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Snooker cue pierces ball.

Snooker.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"They call him, Selfie Stick."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"