Pool Play Gifts

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Is the water cold?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Bishops Snooker

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Dog playing snooker/pool.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Children playing around a water pump

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.