Pool Fun Gifts

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Bishops Snooker

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"