Poolside Fun Enthusiast Gifts

Swimming with dad

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Pool lovers

Mozart swimming.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Tentacle attacking diver.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'Who ordered the pizza?'

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"