Sports Pool Participant Gifts

"Don't jump, Mr. Harlow. You won the office sports pool!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Cruise.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Want to go for a dip?'

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Who ordered the pizza?'

Birds cue ball escape.