Sports Pool Participant T-Shirts

"Don't jump, Mr. Harlow. You won the office sports pool!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Want to go for a dip?'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

Birds cue ball escape.

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'