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'Who ordered the pizza?'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Is the water cold?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Bankside

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Cruise.

"The pH level seems a little off."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Lapdogs

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Chick Billiard Ball

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .