Swimming Pool Aficionado T-Shirts

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

'Are you kidding? What's there to be afraid of? Didn't I say I'd catch you?'

Swan Diving

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"I think it loves us."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A school of fish.

Bankside

Dolphin

Making fun of Starfish.

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Eel-mail

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Hi Mom!

Mankini - One size fits all.

Lapdogs

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

Diver