Swimming Pool Aficionado Pillows

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

'Are you kidding? What's there to be afraid of? Didn't I say I'd catch you?'

Swan Diving

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Artifishial Intelligence

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"I think it loves us."

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A school of fish.

Dolphin

Bankside

Making fun of Starfish.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Cruise.

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Eel-mail

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Mankini - One size fits all.

Hi Mom!

Lapdogs

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

Diver

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"