Swimming Pool Admirer Pillows

Escalator Diving Board

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Piranhaclaus

"She's just being Koi."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Swimming Prankster

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Bankside

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"This place could use a moat!"

Drinking Companions

Cruise.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

FISH ESCAPE.

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

Fish in Water Cooler.

Fish swimming around inside drip.