Swimming Pool Admirer T-Shirts

Escalator Diving Board

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Piranhaclaus

"She's just being Koi."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Bankside

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Cruise.

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"This place could use a moat!"

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Drinking Companions

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

FISH ESCAPE.

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

Fish in Water Cooler.