Swimming Pool Lovers Pillows

Covid Summer

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Swimming Prankster

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Lapdogs

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Pool lovers

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .