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Heat Wave.

Bitchbark Canoe

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Bankside

Canadian Canoe.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Chick Billiard Ball

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Canoeing Incorrectly

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .