Paddle Enthusiast T-Shirts

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

"I think I can hear the river!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Bitchbark Canoe

Canoes

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Flat Earth Society

A vampire in a canoe.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

When bored, we board

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I love that new horse smell.'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'I'm not even going to look.'

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

Beaver playing paddleball with tail

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'Did you come up here to attain enlightenment, or did you come up here to mess around?'