Paddle Enthusiast Pillows

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

"I think I can hear the river!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Bitchbark Canoe

Canoes

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'

Flat Earth Society

A vampire in a canoe.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

God passing the time.

When bored, we board

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'I love that new horse smell.'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

'I'm not even going to look.'