Paddle Sport Fanatic Pillows

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Bears going water skiing.

Surfing koala.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

God passing the time.

He loves the water.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Water Skiing Accidents.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Canoes

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Thank you for not drowning.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

NO skinny dipping