Playful Paddle Enthusiast Pillows

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

God passing the time.

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

"Getting the hang of it?"

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

Urine sample

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

Beaver playing paddleball with tail

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

"I think I can hear the river!"

'I'm not even going to look.'

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

When still waters don't run deep.

'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'