Playful Paddle Enthusiast Gifts

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

Canoes

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

Moose Paddle Boarding

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

Urine sample

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

'I'm not even going to look.'

"I think I can hear the river!"

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

Beaver playing paddleball with tail

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

When still waters don't run deep.

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'