Paddle Board Aficionado Gifts

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

Bitchbark Canoe

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

God passing the time.

The Imperfect Storm

When bored, we board

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Water Skiing Accidents.

Pedalo Racer

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

Let's do it.'

"I got my hair straightened..."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'I love that new horse smell.'

Medieval boating on castle moat.

'What's it this time?'

'Caution pirates ahead'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"First time paddleboarding?"

Skateboard English

Man in tiny roming boat offers to rescue a lady in a huge dress