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Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

Bitchbark Canoe

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

The Imperfect Storm

When bored, we board

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Water Skiing Accidents.

Pedalo Racer

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"I got my hair straightened..."

Let's do it.'

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'I love that new horse smell.'

Medieval boating on castle moat.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

'What's it this time?'

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Caution pirates ahead'

Man in tiny roming boat offers to rescue a lady in a huge dress

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.