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'Did you come up here to attain enlightenment, or did you come up here to mess around?'

A man holds a paddle ball by the ball and trie to make it work at a complaint clerk.

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Bitchbark Canoe

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

Canoes

"By the way, I like to play with intentional tagging."

"Excellent composition. Terrible form."

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Pickleballers – one mile away."