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"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Beaver playing paddleball with tail

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

When bored, we board

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Canoeing Incorrectly

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'