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"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Canadian Canoe.

When bored, we board

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Canoes

"First time paddleboarding?"

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed