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"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Canoes

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

"Get some paddles, stat!"

'I'm not even going to look.'

"I think I can hear the river!"

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

Beaver playing paddleball with tail

"Having any luck?"

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'