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"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Mind the whale, dear."

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

God passing the time.

When bored, we board

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Thames Pizza

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"You're gonna need a bigger boater."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'This IS our first time on the canal! How did you guess?'