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"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

When bored, we board

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"First time paddleboarding?"

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

Canoes

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

"By the way, I like to play with intentional tagging."

"Excellent composition. Terrible form."

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."