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'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Canadian Canoe.

When bored, we board

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."