Paddle Boat Enthusiast Gifts

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Mind the whale, dear."

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

When bored, we board

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Thames Pizza

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

'This IS our first time on the canal! How did you guess?'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'