Paddle Board Enthusiasts Gifts

When bored, we board

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

God passing the time.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

Skateboarding

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

'Your paddle boat was nice for awhile, but I've decided to upgrade.'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

'Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?'

Hunky - Dory!

'I'm not even going to look.'

"I think I can hear the river!"

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .