Paddleball Lover Gifts

Beaver playing paddleball with tail

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Best in Heat.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Canoes

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

"By the way, I like to play with intentional tagging."