Paddle Sports Gifts

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

God passing the time.

When bored, we board

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Canoeing Incorrectly

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Canoes

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"First time paddleboarding?"