Paddle Sport Fan Gifts

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Bitchbark Canoe

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Marco ..."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Recalculating

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

A Stampedalo.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Triple Sock Cow