Paddle Sport Player Gifts

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

God passing the time.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

"Get some paddles, stat!"

'Roger, have you been putting on weight?'

Beaver playing paddleball with tail

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

"I think I can hear the river!"