Pickleball Paddler Gifts

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

God passing the time.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Opera Pickleball

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

"By the way, I like to play with intentional tagging."

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

"Excellent composition. Terrible form."

"Great. Now we can't play doubles."

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Pickleball, the Musical

"Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs."

"I should have warned you - pickleball makes you work up a sweat."

"For the love of god, keep your eye on the ball!"

Beaver playing paddleball with tail