Pickleball Player Gifts

"I don't suppose you play pickleball?"

"This next one is a little tune about drinkin', druggin', and pickle ballin'."

"Great. Now we can't play doubles."

"There are worse places to be beached."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Jar wars

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Hold The Pickles

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Opera Pickleball

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

You gonna eat your pickle?