Pickleball Aficionado Gifts

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"No mention of her serve."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

God passing the time.

World Hunger Conference.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Jar wars

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Hold The Pickles

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Opera Pickleball

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

You gonna eat your pickle?

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."