Pickleball Musical Fan Gifts

Pickleball, the Musical

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Jar wars

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Dirty Grazing.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Hold The Pickles

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Jupiter

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Performer

'NEXT!'

Ant Mishbehavin'

You gonna eat your pickle?