Pickle Aficionado Gifts

'At least your arthritis didn't prevent you from opening that jar of pickles!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

Counter Culture

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Jar wars

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

Snakes Return To Ireland

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'