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"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Hold The Pickles

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.