Pickle Connoisseur Gifts

New York World's Fair

'SLICED PICKLES' ,

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A Prickly Pair

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Jar wars

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Hold The Pickles

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

You gonna eat your pickle?

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."