Pickle Admirer Gifts

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A Prickly Pair

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Wanna go out?"

An inbred poodle.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Hold The Pickles

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"