Pickle Passionist Gifts

Chutney

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Jar wars

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Hold The Pickles

Michelangelo's first and last attempt at the splatter technique.

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

Horace