Pickle Pro Gifts

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Hold The Pickles

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

Opera Pickleball