Pickleball Pro Gifts

"Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

World Hunger Conference.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Hold The Pickles

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Opera Pickleball

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

"By the way, I like to play with intentional tagging."