Pickleball Pro Pillows

"Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

World Hunger Conference.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Hold The Pickles

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Opera Pickleball

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."