Pickleball Coach Gifts

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

World Hunger Conference.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"There's your problem."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Hold The Pickles

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Opera Pickleball

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."