Pickleball Coach Gifts

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

World Hunger Conference.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"There's your problem."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Hold The Pickles

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

Opera Pickleball

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."