Pickleball Gifts

"One more game, then we'll get on the ark."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"I should have warned you - pickleball makes you work up a sweat."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"He said the one word that drives women crazy...pickleball."

"Let's figure out who the better player is, then keep the ball away from them."

"Let's divide the teams into back pain vs. leg pain."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"Watch out for his chainsaw serve."

"This next one is a little tune about drinkin', druggin', and pickle ballin'."

"By the way, I like to play with intentional tagging."

"Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs."

Pickleball, the Musical

"I don't suppose you play pickleball?"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

"There are worse places to be beached."

"That's some follow through."

"You mind keeping it down?"

"My wife is obsessed with pickleball. It's starting to scare me."

"Excellent composition. Terrible form."

Opera Pickleball

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Goodminton!

"For the love of god, keep your eye on the ball!"

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"No mention of her serve."

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"